A Cross Between Moses And Billy Connolly.

I was covering a wedding at Luss Parish Church last weekend and shortly before the service started, the Beadle informed the minister, the Rev Dane Sherrard that a guest from a previous wedding had likened him to a cross between Moses and Billy Connolly.

When I asked him what he made of that, his reply, "I've no problem with that".

It then got me thinking what Billy Connolly's Ten Commandments might read like!